Fucking eh...


My kick ass invention


for you hand humpers...


 
 
 

So...  I made ya something neat...  Special loops for your jerk time, loser...


Making me very god damn cool, I’d add...


3 file sets...  1st file is the setup, 2nd one you loop until you cum, 3rd is the end...


Enjoy, and make sure to leave me some cool god damn feedback, you cunt..


Do note - This one is all me.  I thought it up...  So later, when the whole god damn planet is making files for idiots and loser fucks using this format...  ME.  All ME.

 

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Make Yourself Cum For Me - $2.99 Let the middle loop as you stroke, homie...

Life As A Girl - $2.99 Loop the middle while you pet your clitty, doll...

Empty Fag - $2.99 A nice loop for keeping you empty.  Let the middle loop as you stroke...  Right?

Tiny Lil Cock - $2.99 You're a pencil dick?  heh.  Good.  Let the middle loop as you stroke...

 

She's Watching $4.20 imagine her watching you huh?  Ya...

 

Jerk To Be Homo $4.20 A nice conditioning loop for you.  Stroke off as you listen and find yourself going fag...

 

Hypno Secret $13 if you listen to much of my hypno, this is something you might want.  heh. - make sure you know how to use a jerk loop, cunt, you loop the middle as you stroke off until you cum, then you listen to the end.  Complex for some, yet not you...

 

Forced Bi Fat Fuck $6.66 Love making you do queer strange sexual freak shit with homley types.  Its fun.

 

Forced Bi The Voice $4.20 you know you want it, and I'm going to see to it you get it, lil one.

 

Eating Cock Late Night $4.20 - Make ya do something nice for me, you cunt.

 

Who's Your Daddy?  $6.66 Me...  fucking the very womb that brought you?  Hell yes!

 

Full Service Slave To Women - $6.66 And all that goes with it, you pervert.  ALL of it...

 

Fucking Your Girl - $6.66 Making you make yourself cum as you wait for me to fuck her?  Lovely...

 

Deviant Homo Fuck Slut - $6.66 You're a deviant & A homosexual, and I make you slut...

 

Craigs Ad The Mexican - $6.66 You getting fucked on your floor while I smile?  Tasty...

 

Being My Bitch fuck - $6.66 - You want to ride my cock?  Perfect...

 

They All Watch - $4.20 Seeing your loved ones watch as you suck my cock?  Lovely, hmmm?

Open Your Hole - $4.20 breaking you open, making you a gaping ass pussy?  Good times...

 

Chaste Troll Fucker...  $4.20 Only let you out to get busy with homely losers?  Yes...


Jerk With Pops.  $4.20 A dirty vision, feel the way it grows inside you...


I Talk, you cum...  $4.20 I know you like listening, so listen...


Talking While Fucking - $4.20 Some of the nice things I say while fucking you, is all...


Made Into A Fag - $4.20 - Turning you out is fun...


Bar Guy - $6.66 I like making you do things for men in public places...


Cuckold Made Fag...  $6.66 Breaking you out in front of your girl is hot...


Cum For The Voice...  Faggot...  Gonna leave you empty...  $6.66


Eat My Ass - $6.66...  heh.  Gonna make you keep me clean, pig...


Humiliated In Front Of Shelly - $6.66 - I was showin’ one of my girls how I work you over, and this made her snatch start to drip, fyi...


Tina Whore...  $6.66 Have you all fucked up, and all fucked...


Web Cam Popper Slut...  $6.66 - make you a web star, you queer cunt...


Lick My Boots...  After you cum on them, that is...  $6.66


Fuck Like A Cunt, since you’re going to...  $6.66


A Secret About The Voice - Costly, so...  I doubt you really want to know...


The Fantasy Of Blackmail...  One of my favs...  $4.20


Mind Games..  ??  heh.  $4.20


Soul Eater...  since you taste like god damn chicken...  $4.20


High Jerk Slut...  $4.20..  Gonna make you be the cunt you are...


Listen To Me..  $4.20..  Hole.


Sissy Clitty Web Cam Slut...  Play with it princess...  heh.  cunt!!  $4.20


PRIDE...  $4.20...  heh.  Just to make ya wonder, hmmm?..


Someone You Know..  $4.20 - a dirty little chore for you, cum eater...


Butt Licker..  $4.20 - more of you cleaning my ass, fuck nut...


You Idiot, Jerk Off...  $4.20...  You’ll love this, I’m sure...


Make Yourself Cum, Loser.  $4.20...  you’re a real pos, you know that..?



And just in case you really want to show me the love...


Buy me a fat sack of grass...


Cheap?  fine, buy me a small sack...


Or give me a $20 since I sell my stuff cheap and make you cum